| The Size of my Penis |  I worry about you guy. Why, I hear you ask. Because your intentions in making this site are not what one would consider as honorable. Does talking about stealing girlfriends turn you on? Are you typing efficiently with one hand? They tell there are feet-controlled mouses (mice?), so your hands are free for "other" things. Nay but seriously, I think you are a fag with 2" dick who never *kissed* a girl, so you seek solace with young, naive, horny college boys telling them that you are a girlfriend-stealer. Am I close? Sick.GS:
No, you're not close. You're off by an order of magnitude. Wait, that's centimeters... Some of us are on a whole other level.
| | Posted on Wednesday, 18 August 2004 (18:10:33) UTC by gfs | | |
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Re: The Size of my Nose (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Wednesday, 01 December 2004 (00:24:55) UTC | | Dude why do you sit there and judge him, you have no idea who he is so you start saying he has a little wiener man what the hell? persoanly i love this site and i know im posting in the wrong section but dang dude that was just, not cool at being kinda immature. |
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Re: The Size of my Nose (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Thursday, 06 January 2005 (15:25:51) UTC | | Whoa man, this dude seems to know men too well. You can tell his funual orientation and size of his wee without ever seeing him? Wait, remind me again who was calling who a ***. AND STOP ****IN' WHINING! DAMN! |
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Re: The Size of my Nose (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Thursday, 24 March 2005 (04:52:33) UTC | Mmmm. "Honorable"? Who cares about honorable these days? The government? The military? Corporate America? Anyone? Nope, not anymore.
All is fair in love and war, my nose-measuring friend. Besides, it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle the worm. Times have changed. If you know how to please a woman, size does not matter. I myself have an average-sized nose, and never worry about such things as the length of other mens' sticky-out bits.
Finally, the girl is also participating in the stealage. Totally her choice whether or not to go along with the stealer. If she gets taken in, then... too bad for her boyfriend. |
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Re: The Size of my Nose (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Saturday, 13 May 2006 (04:21:58) UTC | "Does talking about stealing girlfriends turn you on? Are you typing efficiently with one hand?"
No, but judging by your apparent expertise I'd say you get off on it.
Just be a sport and clean off the keyboard in the highschool computer lab where you're no doubt logged in from.
After all, except for you, no one likes a crispy keyboard. |
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