The Girlfriend Stealer's Homepage - How to Get a Girlfriend

HEEEELP! I MET THIS GUY AT WORK A FEW MONTHS BACK. WE BOTH WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME BUT SLOWLY THE FLIRTING HAD BECOUME MORE INTENCE. MY MAN AND I WERE HAVING PROBLEMS AND DECIDED TO END IT, BUT HE STILL HAS HIS LADY (AND LIVES WITH HER!) HE DOSENT WORK WITH ME ANYMORE AND IM 99% SURE THAT WE WILL MUTUALLY MISS EACH OTHER(I ALREADY DO!)IVE GOT HIS NUMBER AND IT WOULD NOT BE STRAINGE FOR ME TO CALL AND CHECK UP ON HIM...WE WOULD FLIRT LIKE CRAZY TEASING, CHALANGING,STAIRING SMILING, SHARING OUR KNOWLEDGE OR INSIDE JOKES AND WE COULD STAND COMFORTABLY WITHIN KISSING DISTANCE AND JUST SMILE AND TAUNT EACH OTHER! WE EACH OTHER AND UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER IN A WAY MOST OTHERS COULDNT (WE WERE VERY COMPATIBLE IN A WEIRD WAY) BUT WE NEVER KISSED, OR HUNG OUT OUTSIDE OF WORK (SOME TIMES HE WOULD GIVE ME A LIFT ONLY IF IT WAS US 2)...WE WOULD EVEN AVOID EACH OTHER 99% OF THE TIME WHEN WE WERE ON BRAKE AND WE NEVER HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE PRESENT WE WOULD JUST STOP MID SENTANCE AND CONTINUE LATER ON...WE WERE PRIVATE LIKE THAT, AND AVOIDED TOUCHING EACHOTHER IN ANY WAY AT ALL( IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT MADE US NERVOUS TOWARDS EACH OTHER, ITS LIKE WE WANTED TO BUT WE COULDNT) WE HAD CRAZY UNCONTROLABLE SEXUAL TENTION. OK SO HERES THE PROBLEM...I WANT HIM IN ALL WAYS POSSIBLE AND FOR AS MANY YEARS AS POSSIBLE BUT I DONT KNOW IF HE CAN SEE MORE THAN A BLOWJOB. SECONDLY HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND(HE ALWAYS SPEAKS LOW WHEN SHE CALLS AND SOUNDS ANOYED NOT TO MENTION HE NEVER EVER TALKS ABOUT HER)HE LIVES WITH HER AND I CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM.....I WANT HIM AND YOU ARE MY ONLY CHANCE! THIS GUY IS MY IDEAL AND ULTIMATE MAN. Sad

AND I GOTTA HAVE MY KIX!

GFS:
Jeez, do you really have to yell???

First thing to remember is that guys will say anything to get a blowjob so don't believe a word he says beforehand. The first thing is to keep in contact with him. Then plant some seeds of doubt in his mind. When he mentions his girlfriend, say "oh, are you still with her?" like he's making some kind of mistake. That will get him thinking. You don't want to pressure him, just help him along.