Nice page! None of those ever worked on me. Well, maybe when I was 14. I can tell when a call is trying to steal me from my boyfriend. Now I know even more than I did before. I did love the page though. Ammused me for a bit. I managed to read all of it.
This summer I had the pleasure of being stolen, and I'd like to thank you for providing such a wonderful home page. Even though my current boyfriend never read it, he must have read your mind - He followed the instructions to the letter. I recommend this page to anyone interested in stealing a girl - it worked on me!