The Girlfriend Stealer's Homepage - How to Get a Girlfriend

So I met this girl a year ago. I never had the courage to ask her out til I found her online one night. She told me she had a boyfriend but I was hell-bent on this girl so i told her to bring him to our party.

Saturday came and she didnt come but spent 2 hours telling me how horrible he was. I felt it was time to act and steal this girl from him. After telling her she was beautiful which he didnt I dropped subtle hints about liking her. The boyfriend was a s*****-bag who was always telling her bad stuff about her. All I had to do was be nice and show some compassion and biggity boom she was mine. GFS in less than a week this girl was mine.

We are going to the bar where the ex works with me wearing a shirt that says "Yeah, I stole your Girlfriend" so I can stand next to him and get my picture taken. I will forward this when it happens.

GFS: Thanks for the letter! Well done... Can't wait to see the photo!